Probably the Worst Blog Ever Written

i stole icecream out of an icecream truck once and the driver drove away while i was still inside so i was like what the fuck, and i tried to open to back door and the goddamn thing flew open and a bunch of stands crashed all over the road and shit and i jumped out and ran away with my pockets full of icecream
And he kept driving LOL
What an idiot. His teeth were all beat up and decayed to shit as well, as they were quite yellow and foul smelling. Once i tried to exchange a movie certificate for a strawberry shortcake icecream bar and, with some reluctance, he accepted my offer and I consumed the icecream. It was a good day. Normally the damn things were 2$ a piece, which was rediciulous considering you could get a whole box for that amount if they were on sale. They're all bullshitters anyway, b/c their icecream is filled with MSG, perservatives, and probably LSD as well, making it so that you buy one and get addicted for all time. It's a shady business but that's how they keep the economy running, otherwise we might as well move to Ethiopia, and I can assure you that they don't have any icecream trucks there. And if they did, they'd probably sell dirt instead, because dirt is less expensive to produce than icecream. Fuck, it just comes out of the ground anyway, so there's not even a big deal, you could sell dirt cones and nobody would give a shit., Lace that shit with LSD and you've got yourself a successful corporation , and it might even solve the hunger crisis. Did you ever think of that? No, because you're all too busy sitting on your fat asses slamming back the cheetos and coke. Fucking worthless. It's all terrible.

There's a few things i saw today that made me very angry, and one of them was this man who was so bloated in the stomach that he required the assistance of powered chair to facilitate his movement. It was stupid