Welcome to the spectacular, verdant fields of the Crystal Scar! In this amazingly spectacular residential area, there exists a wonderful living complex filled with real Summoner’s magic!
Dominion Suites presents to you an alternative living environment that is sure to attract all walks of life. Whether you’re a mid-sized suburban family looking for that extra piece of paradise, or a ridiculous old couple high on Alzheimer’s medication, Dominion Suites will be the perfect living accommodations to suit your everyday needs. Gone are the days of being surrounded by the mundane boredom of your local urban sprawl. This type of living is sure to entice your wildest fantasies.
Nidalee’s spears will be flying through your windows, Lux’s Finales Funkeln will incinerate your lawn, and Gangplank’s cannon barrage from nearby pirate ships is guaranteed to give you the added daily adrenaline rush you’ve been looking for. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to look out your window as Janna whips up a wicked tornado and unleashes the power of the tempest right before your very eyes? Have you ever wanted to pick mushrooms in your garden, only to find that some of them explode, courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood Teemo? If you’ve always wanted to live in a fast-paced, on-the-go, no-nonsense warzone, where every day is a struggle for life, then look no further.
These living conditions are not without hazards, and thus, there is some fine print to consider:
These living conditions are not without hazards, and thus, there is some fine print to consider:
DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, VIA SUMMONERS, IS UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES COVERED BY ANY FORM OF INSURANCE.DEATH BY SUMMONERS IS NOT COVERED UNDER LIFE INSURANCE. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. WITH GREAT RISKS COMES EVEN GREATER REWARDS! COME JOIN US TODAY AT DOMINION SUITES!
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